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pursvit:

dear attractive people, how do you do that

(Source: definited, via worsting)

queerchesters:

Listen, I don’t have a problem with heterosexuals, I work with one, I’m just not sure if I’m comfortable with seeing them on t.v. where impressionable young children can see them.

(via thegraywizard)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via thegraywizard)

meladoodle:

the nudes are leaking again? god damnit call the plumber mom

(Source: meladoodle, via worsting)

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

(Source: becausebirds, via fake-mermaid)

gossipgran:

i crave attention but i want to be ignored how does that work why am i alive

(Source: cannolis, via fake-mermaid)

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